Well, it has been a while since I did a movie flaw. So let's get started! I have chosen "007, Casino Royal". You know, my family is pretty big on James Bond. They totally LOVE it. So I have seen almost all the James Bonds. I thought that this new James Bond, whatever his name is, would be kinda good. Well, I was more than kinda wrong. Personally, I was disappointed. I have talked to tens of thousands of people who disagree. Apparently Rolling Stone says "Best Bond Ever". I am a twelve year old, so you would think that I was beyond it, but I love all the cool Bond gadgets. In Casino Royal, the cool gadgets he had were a fancy cabinet in his car, a difribulator and a little ear peace. Lame much? So that's the first flaw, secondly, he didn't have any cool neck snapping or finger in the neck paralyzing moves. Finally, the only car chase lasted thirty seconds at the most. Tsk tsk. Oh yeah, It had more product placement then KFC has calories. Oh well, maybe it will be better next time.
-Simon, flaw expert
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
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Hey there Si!
How about a Christmas flaw? I know you're Mr. Christmas and all, but surely you must be able to think of at least one flaw or two...
Hey Genius, did you not know that the whole point of this "remake" was to make it "real"? That means no laser beams, fancy watches or hidden evil lairs in the middle of the ocean, or killing people with your finger nonsense. Your review is a "flaw" your other stuff is pretty kool though.
I agree because that movie was kind of boring ROCK ON SI!!!!!!!
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